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These are the new flavors of Tony’s

Today is my favorite day, I’ve had to wait a whopping 52 weeks for this moment. In the past, it was Sinterklaas, nowadays it’s the girls from Tony’s. Because those who are sweet get treats. And we have been sweet, you know. With no less than three limited editions, there was a knock on the door this morning. Are you ready for three new delights? Of course you are. Sit tight because here we go: Dark Milk Rye Sea Salt, Milk Stewed Pear, and White Stracciatella are going to make your life even better.

We are now a bit nauseous and with full bellies behind our laptop. And Tony, it took a while, but you’ve really made it happen now. The orange wrapper is being dethroned, at least, it has to make a little room. Dark Milk Rye Sea Salt is a winner. Well, that sea salt, huh… And yes, with that rye it’s almost a healthy snack. Almost, huh, almost. So uh, tell your boss that you need to pop by the store for a box of tampons. Run, girlfriends, they’re in the store.