Now also a skinny version of this favorite

Okay guys, I told you here recently that a diet avocado has been launched by our sunny southern neighbors. But we're going much further. Researchers have bred pigs with a low fat percentage. Fitpigs, that is. This means that even if you're on a diet, you can soon start your day with bacon & eggs. Because: light bacon. Or light ham, light belly bacon, or light satay.

 
The special pig breed has been developed with genetic advancements aimed at reducing the (stable) heating costs for farmers and making the lives of the animals a bit more pleasant. The fitpigs possess a certain gene (give me that too) that allows them to keep their bodies warm, resulting in higher fat burning. As a result: skinny pigs. Now just a box of low-calorie eggs and your skinny breakfast is complete. Crazy people.