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RENSKE's love for
HIGH-WAIST JEANS

Fans, good news. I'm back. The breathing apparatus can be turned off!

Here's the thing: I was a bit overwhelmed, a time-out was necessary. There was just a bit too much on my plate, which meant that in the last few weeks I came into the editorial office more often crying than laughing. And that is – you will understand – just not good for anyone. I mean, nobody likes people who are crying all the time. Nobody likes people who say totally unbelievable things with tearful eyes like: I'm fine, really, I just need a cup of coffee. And then proceed to sit down and cry, sniffle, and wave. Believe me, nobody likes that. Yes, except for the people who work in tissues. Or in waterproof mascaras. Or in glasses of water. And I can imagine that the people who hate me (because they are jealous) would secretly also find it amusing to see me cry all day. Although luckily there are no haters here in the editorial office. Seriously, everyone here LOVES me. And if not, they can get lost.

Enough laughing. Back to the subject: eight reasons why I'm all about high-waist jeans. Admittedly, it's a bit of a transition in topic, but it's important.

A high-waist jeans from Levi's
reminds me a bit of
Beverly Hills 90210

  1. High-waist jeans are popular among famous people, and since I'm also famous – you understand.
  2. When you wear a high-waist jeans, your muffin top is corrected really well. Sorry for the details, but it has to be said.
  3. A high-waist jeans means I can wear my short tops WITHOUT A SHIRT. You should know that I'm basically terribly old-fashioned, and also an extreme cold person, and you know what you get then? Exactly: a fascination for shirts.
  4. A high-waist jeans from Levi's reminds me a bit of Beverly Hills 90210. You know what it is? I used to be very much in love with Dylan, and he was in turn very much in love with Kelly, and she always wore light blue high-waist jeans, and she was just really the prettiest in the series. So that's why high-waist jeans.
  5. A high-waist jeans is the perfect host for my Gucci belt. And since that thing is quite tricky to combine, I'm happy with everything I can wear it with. A belt that cost hundreds of euros I certainly won't let become a bad purchase. That's what I say: checkmate.
  6. When I wear a high-waist jeans, it suddenly seems incredibly plausible that I'll be standing in a cool club tonight with Jourdan Dunn and Lottie Moss, but I'm the prettiest of course. And everyone wants to photograph me. Bam! Give me another cocktail.
  7. Let's talk a bit more about my butt. It gets sublimely shaped in a high-waist jeans. Especially in the new, now super popular, Levi's 501 skinny. That's what I say: time machine stuff with those pants, back to the nineties! But then like you secretly never looked, because in the nineties you were most likely dressed in really weird failed pants without realizing it. That's not a problem of course, because you know what it is? In the nineties nobody noticed anything.
  8. A high-waist jeans comes in many colors and lengths and makes everything instantly hot. Those flats from grandma, the weird polka dot blouse from three years ago, your boyfriend's blazer, your dead simple black shirt – it's really going hard with those pants, not normal! Vroom vroom, there it goes, there goes the pants!

Okay, I'm stopping now.