Say what? Many people engage in Nickelodeon sex

And you might too

Naughty sex, wild sex, crazy sex, slow sex, boring sex: woohoo, we know those well. And they undoubtedly pass by everyone from time to time.

But now there is a new trend. In bed. Modern frolicking and sliding is now also called ‘Nickelodeon sex’. Before you think: this isn’t about me – it is about you. There’s a good chance you’ve done this at some point without realizing it. Or actually… The chance is perhaps even greater that you know people very well who do it (regularly). It has been happening for years. Whaaaaat?! What have we missed?

So what is it? It’s actually very simple. It’s about the kids of the lustful parents sitting in front of the television and having a nice distraction. They watch, yes, Nickelodeon, the popular children’s channel. Fun with their cartoons, oh dear. The innocence. That’s why they don’t pay attention to mom and dad, and thus those two can have a nice intimate moment in the bedroom. Quick quickie, because otherwise the little ones will come whining at the door. And as a child, you don’t notice anything. Yes, it happens so often. Because on weekends, mom and dad also want to have their pleasures. Television, yay, thanks. Whole family happy again.

FACTS

– Parents of a couple of kids have sex less often than they did before parenthood. Not everyone is happy about that: 42 percent would like to do ‘it’ more often.
– 62 percent of parents have sex less than once a week. No time in the morning, too tired in the evening, that’s about the gist of it.
– A study shows that women who eat apples often have a better sex life than women who do not.