The 11 people I am still angry at
Okay, all credits for writing such an article should actually go to Manrepeller, but when I came across it I thought: hey, I can do this too. There are definitely a few people I want to settle scores with. Here they come:
1. Drake
Yes, this former love of mine takes the first spot. We might be about a year past it now, but hell no I have forgiven him for leaving me hanging last year along with about 10,000 others. Here my version of the story to refresh your memory. It still hurts.
2. Ross from Friends
Because I am fully team Rachel and still think it was a terrible move for him to sleep with someone else. That whole ‘we were on a break’ was the worst excuse ever.
3. The writers of Gossip Girl
Dan Humphrey Gossip Girl? I mean: really? WHY?! And while I'm at it with series: The OC. I understand that Mischa Barton might have been difficult to work with, but come on, you could have really come up with a different ending? Season four was a joke.
4. The creator of the Pepsi Salted Caramel flavor
I get that people love everything with a salted caramel flavor, I mean, you can always find a Tony's bar in my candy cupboard at home, but this is really a typical case of WTF. Who even wants to drink something salty?
5. Rose from Titanic
Can we talk about the most selfish scene in a movie ever? Sorry, but two people could definitely fit on that door. If she had made a little room, Jack would still be here..
6. The creator of Paradontax
In the category of the most disgusting toothpaste that exists. Thanks. And also to the people who buy this, which is why I have had to use it sometimes. Thanks.
7. The creator of resealable packaging
Because they just never work. They try to make our lives easier but do the exact opposite.
8. Yoko Ono
This one speaks for itself.
9. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
For giving me unrealistic expectations about love.
10. Everyone who has ever taken a bite of my food
Do you know that scene from Friends where Joey says: ‘Joey doesn’t share food’? Well, Elke doesn’t share her food either.
11. Spencer Pratt
Because honestly: Heidi and Lauren were really best friends goals in the very first season of The Hills?
Wow, the things you can get worked up about...
