Love & Sex

This is how you handle buddy XXXL in bed

By LotteLust

Maybe you've encountered him between the sheets. The third leg, the child’s arm or – according to Amayzine’s own penis encyclopedia (and will read much more about, I found myself in Asian vibes last week. It was incredibly fun, it was incredibly special. Because that world is completely new to me. Including!) – the Amsterdammer. For many women, a man with a ‘little extra’ is on the sex bucket list. But beware, in la porna it all seems very easy, in real life it doesn’t go so smoothly. Because there’s a chance you’ll meet a Big Boy and you need to be prepared, LotteLust presents: how to deal with Mr. Too Big.

Lube is your best friend

For a smooth sexual encounter with the Amsterdammer, you need to use large amounts of lube. Even if you’re wet enough yourself, a liter bottle of lube won’t hurt. Pro tip: use silicone lube, it dries less quickly than water-based stuff. Read here everything you need to know about lube.

Sloooow

Slow is key. Even if you’re dealing with a real Mr. Cocky from Sex and the City, he might not even fit completely. A Long John can never go full throttle between the sheets. You’ll have to slow him down from time to time.

Position 0

The screwdriver? Hell no, sister. That will cost you your life. The super boring missionary suddenly becomes incredibly intense with an XXL between your legs. Girl on top is also an option, where you determine the rhythm and depth. Advantage: standing sex can suddenly become very easy. But be careful: the bigger the penis, the easier it can break. Read here which positions are involved.

Multitasking

Unless you have the talents of a porn star, a blowjob will merge with a handjob. Your mouth will never be deep enough for the whole member. So you need all hands on deck to stimulate his entire flute.

Quicky

You will suddenly appreciate quick sex very much. After half an hour with Mr. Too Big, your vajajay will already be on fire. Keep it nice and short and powerful.

No back entrance

That just won’t work. Period.

Can’t get enough of it all? On LotteLust you can read about 5 positions that make him feel bigger.