What you should never say after sex
You roll away from each other satisfied and still panting and breathing heavily. While you're still a bit high from your climax (or maybe not), an unfortunate comment sometimes slips out. Ouch, that's quite a blow below the belt, literally. Next time, it's better to swallow these statements.
“Oh, already?!”
Tips for next time: this is how you delay his Big O.
“I'm so glad you're a grower down there.”
“Have you ever thought about exercising a bit more?”
“My boyfriend will be home soon, so can you go again?”
“Pfff... Have you never gone down on someone or something?”
Pssst. This is how he becomes a headmaster.
“My ex did it differently.”
“I know this is our first time, but I think I already love you.”
“Can I also finish?”
“How good did you think I was, on a scale from 1 to 10? Be honest, okay!”
“It's okay, it happens to multiple men. Apparently.”
“Look how cute your penis is!”
“That was quite boring. Let's do it differently next time.”
“Do you think I'm fat?”
“Move aside. I'll finish it off with Tarzan.”
“By the way, you need to get an STI test...”
“Did you do the dishes by the way?”
“Can I have a Smint? My mouth really smells like dick.”
“I actually didn't feel much.”
“I think I forgot to take the pill.”
What you should always do after sex? You can read that here.
