8X it could just be your father

Sunday is Father's Day. If you're thinking: damn, I don't have a gift yet, this is what your father really wants to receive and you still have one shopping evening and a whole Saturday. I'm content with mine, but you might have a rough time. In the category it-will-be-your-father-but we present to you the eight fathers that we would like to skip over.

Joran van der Sloot

In the category ‘seems logical’, but there is still something. If your father is Joran van der Sloot, then your name is Dushy. And that, dear people, is also just something to cry about.

Bruce Jenner

Good genes and a good plastic surgeon so the result is fine, but he/she is now making it all a lot more complicated. It's nice if your father remains your father.

Charlie Hunnam

I need to explain this, but Charlie Hunnam is the epitome of hotness. Such a sculpted hunk you want a) not as a father but as a friend and b) not as a father because all your girlfriends only want to hang out at your place to check out your dad.

Harvey Weinstein

Yes, he falls under the category ‘me too-fathers that you wish on no one’.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Just because the whole world then says “I'll be back” to you your whole life.

Jeff Bezos a.k.a. the richest man in the world.

Bill Gates had to pack his bags because the boss of Amazon took off with the title. It's nice to have such a rich dad, of course, but you never know if someone genuinely likes you or if you've just bought a friend. Thanks, dad.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Because then it might just be that you don't know who your mother is. Ronaldo's first three children were born via surrogates, for which he bought the custody and identity, and not with his (ex-)wives. His last offspring is indeed from his girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez.

Ron Jeremy

If you now have to Google who Jon Jeremy is, then you are a goody two-shoes. Ron is probably the most famous porn actor in the world and has 2098 films to his name, so it's not a (ahem) small feat.