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Beyoncé did a nail polish change at Coachella

And we are completely confused

Okay, you already know that Beyoncé's performance was epic. With thousands of dancers, 26 songs and a reunion with Destiny’s Child. I suspect no artist can top this and I think that was the intention. But Beyoncé did something else. Something we don't understand at all, because how do you pull this off? She did a nail polish change. A nail polish change, people, just in between the songs.

But how? This is just extraterrestrial, right? When I do my nails myself, and believe me, I prefer to outsource that, I need at least an hour. Removing nail polish, filing, degreasing again, base coat, layer of polish 1, layer of polish 2, top coat, making sure I don't touch anything. Still touched something, repeat all steps on the ring finger of my left hand. A little bump on my right thumb, carefully trying to reshape it. Sitting completely still until it dries. Such a story. And Beyoncé does it during the outfit change. Probably with help, for sure, but still. A nail polish change, during the most epic performance at Beychella, uh, Coachella. I need a moment to process this.