Bizarre jobs you've never heard of

No idea how I ended up here again. One click leads to another and suddenly you find yourself on a page with ridiculous jobs. Love it. These 6 job openings are truly something else. Why wouldn't you apply if…

…Vomit Cleaner
Holy shit. Especially needed around intense roller coasters at amusement parks. People who make sure you don't step in the mess with your shoe. Please tell me they do this with some kind of little vacuum cleaner. Help, how gross.

…Pet Food Tester
Cat food, dog kibble, treats for fish: as a taster, you test whether the food is good and look for potential improvements. The only advantage is that the food doesn't have to be swallowed. Can you please tell me that the people who do this have become Very Rich at least?

…Professional Apologizer

Do you find it hard to apologize? You’re not the only one. Look, and that's why you hire that apologizer. They go over to the neighbor to say sorry for that silly argument, or bring a bouquet of flowers to that friend. Very personal all.

…Dog Surfboard Instructor

Okay, that seems like the coolest job ever. Did you know there are even places where only dogs can take lessons? Hear Beyoncé in your ear: ‘Then I fill the tub up halfway, then ride it with my surfboard, surfboard, surfboard.’

…Bed Warmer

In the category of ‘getting rich while sleeping’: some hotels hire people to make sure the bed is nice and warm when they want to sleep. But how does that work? Do you get called as a bed warmer when you need to get up? And why couldn't you just solve this principle with a hot water bottle? Sounds almost like a fetish if you want your bed warmed by someone else. Yikes.

…Chair Filler

Always wanted to sit next to Leo DiCaprio during the Oscars? IT COULD HAPPEN.

Big award shows like the Golden Globes, MTV Movie Awards, and the Oscars hire chair fillers to fill all the seats in the room. The rules are strict: you can't take photos with celebrities and you can't talk to them either. That's a bit of a shame...