Can it get any crazier?

The dog house of Paris Hilton

So I was walking in the woods near my house recently and met a dog friend there. Because that's what happens: you walk, you talk, your dogs have fun with each other and before you know it, you've been walking together for half an hour and having a good time. If your dogs are also the same age and breed, that creates a bond.

That I didn't know what the doodle blower was. She thought that was a bit odd. And I actually did too, because noblesse oblige, I should just know that, right? So it's a reverse hairdryer that blows all the leaves and twigs out of your labradoodle's coat. One thing led to another and because I hate missing out on things, I googled luxury dog accessories and ended up at the mansion of Paris Hilton.

She has a house for her dogs (all named Dolce and Prada, Peter Pan, and Prince, and not allowed to weigh more than four kilos) that she had built in the garden of her own mansion. A touch of Philippe Starck, designed by designer Faye Resnick, a chandelier, air conditioning for when it gets a bit tropical, heating for the cooler evenings, a balcony, some art, lounge cushions, and of course a closet for their designer wear.

And despite the fact that there are eight of them, there is plenty of space. Firstly, the residents are all incredibly size zero and secondly, the house is a hundred square meters large.

If you ever find yourself without a roof over your head because your roommate suddenly has a partner and the couch is occupied or you just feel like some Californian sun but don't quite have the necessary funds, knock on Paris's door. She could surely use a dog helper and there is plenty of space.