Suppose Meghan is pregnant, then she is not allowed to do this anyway

It's not there yet, but the serious navel-gazing has already begun with the British bloodhounds a.k.a. the paparazzi. And of course, we are spinelessly watching along. Actually, we should give Meghan a moment of peace, but she's addictive, so we marvel at everything.

Is she really just not wearing skin-colored tights? Go Meghan, go Meghan. Did she seriously just completely ignore the dress code at the baptism of Prince Louis? It was ‘a touch of blue’ and we see her casually in a dark green ensemble? Oops, Meg. Did you really listen to Harry or did you just not think that tuxedo was such a good idea? Awkward with peeing and all? You didn't do that because that old hag thinks it's too little traditional, did you? We need you to shake up that royal duvet a bit, remember?

If Meghan were pregnant she wouldn't be allowed to wear pants. No nice soft yoga pants that she used to love wearing, no comfortable jeans with a warm band over the belly, and also not a too comfortable dress. An annoying mnemonic is that if it's comfortable, you can safely assume it's not traditional.

By the way, Meghan learns all this in princess lessons. That seriously exists. She learns the rules from Ascott (should she pin her name tag on her Givenchy dress next year?) about using cutlery from the outside in and that your bread plate is on the left of your plate (the mnemonic here is that if you hold your hand straight in front of you, your thumb and index finger form a B for ‘bread’ and your right hand a D for ‘drink’).

Furthermore, she learns that touching up lipstick and combing hair (grooming) is inappropriate at the table, you do that in the restroom, and that you respect the table setting as designed by others.

Those kinds of things.

Meghan, hang in there. And don't forget us. Even if it's just for The Queen season 5, we need a bit of excitement from your side.