Kiki's Expedition Robinson Babble: episode 5

I am still staring somewhat bewildered at my TV. What is this? Dafak is happening this season? How many emergency meetings has the Robinson production team had over there in the Philippines? What a Lulletje Rozenwater group this year... No time to waste. We have a lot to discuss again, coconut fools. En garde!

1. How King Corry pronounces Expeditie Robinson is life. Just pay attention. ‘Ekspedietsie Robinsun’. Absolutely adorable.

2. Holy lord. After Joost and Aisha stepped down last week, there is a candidate shortage. So the ‘hussle’ is on the menu: 3 teams become two teams. Camp Unknown versus the new VIP Camp ‘North.’ Oh, and if you were wondering: the merger is already next week. The final in three. #ExpeditieShortcut

3. Oh how AWFUL, Donny and Tony in that cage in that water, slowly waiting for the tide. My inner claustrophobic is GOING CRAZY. Those nose clips too, the horror!

4. Heartbeat pounding in the living room. This is mental torture. People are not made for tides. Or cages in the water. Say that Donny wins... Say that Donny wins... Say that D... AH FUCK.

5. Hands up if you had to laugh on one side at the intensely sad music during ‘Nienke's downfall’ and on the other side found it really pitiful. Nienke, girl, grab them on Devil's Island. Just enjoy a nice tranquilo vacation with your parents. I know you're going to make a comeback and go far. I just know it.

6. Tony “Turn the fire up a bit.‘
Loisa: “Yeah, I don't know how to set the fire to level 6, or do I sometimes?”
Loiza Badass Lamers – my new spirit animal.

7. Is it already time to vote for annoying words of the year? Like ‘papadag’ and ‘genderneutraal’? I nominate Supervipteam for 2018.

8. Just imagine that you can't assemble a cabinet, you call a carpenter, and suddenly DonDon is at your door, complete with a super tight beard, work outfit, and tools in those muscular forearms. Swallow. “Uh hi, oh yeah, that cabinet. It's in my bedroom...”

9. The average age on Devil's Island may now be 62, but there is no lack of initiative. King Corry is going crazy. Why are those oldies underestimated every year?.

10. Former Camp South might get used to the orderliness of Camp North. And mister Tony is back on a roll: “Not meant to be arrogant or anything, or that I'm the captain... And I won't constantly give myself compliments and say that all good ideas come from me, but they do. From me. As captain.”

11. “Attention attention. Could Gregory Sedoc's parents please come to the Children's Paradise as soon as possible? His spine is still here and he really wants to go home. Thank you in advance.”

12. I cry. My boy DonDon is being sent home under the leadership of captain Tony... And he takes it so sportively too, I can't handle this.

13. Ten seconds later. Wait a minute... IS THIS A JOKE? Tony doesn't seriously mean he wants to go home too, does he? No? This is the sickest Island Council ever. Has this ever happened in a season? Celebrities falling like dominoes and quitting en masse? Dennis is also just genuinely toxic. We've never seen that either. What a weird ending too... JESUS. CONFUSED. STRESS. GIVE ME BEN & JERRY'S ICE CREAM.

14. What I might find the worst is all the behind-the-elbow nonsense. Tony wants to come across as sporty to Donny and chooses him first in his new ‘Supervipteam’. But the man already knows he wants to continue with his old team and immediately sends Donny out. Fine, but just don't choose him to play nice. We could have still enjoyed The DonDon on Devil's Island. Honestly angry.

15. Okay, wait, I just heard on Island Talk that Donny did get the chance to stay in the game with a black vote at the next Island Council and kindly thanked for it. Okay, that's it. I don't know anymore this season. Can Mi Boy Carlos and Kaj please come back? Even Soundos can come!!!

16. Favorite tweet of the day: “Uh, Corry, Johnny, and Nienke, production here, can you come to camp north? Two more are gone and now the teams are uneven again.”. Did Corry just finish the villa, and now they have to refill Opgeverseiland... tsssss.

17. Camp Unknown will be laughing three kilos lighter next week when they see that only five people are left? Oh what a bunch of losers this is.

 
P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you're still out of sorts. What a season...

P.P.S.: Still laughing a bit about Nienke's incontinence pants? Check my Insta Stories at @kikiduren.

 
P.P.S.: Do you know the joke about the toilet, the hangout, and the sleeping place? No? Me neither. Bye.