Kiki’s Temptation Island VIP Brabbels
Dear ladies and gentlemen… I present to you the episode we have been waiting six weeks for: ALEX MAAS is in the house. With even whiter teeth, it’s a miracle. Furthermore, it’s going to be old-fashioned ruckus by the campfire. Shall we head straight to the gossip then? Sounds like a solid plan.
1. Who is even more annoyed by Kaj's sincere presentation skills combined with Yo's fabricated ‘This is Temptation Island VIPS’ hysteria?
2. Ooooh lordy, the episode starts almost immediately with Alex. With bleached hair and even broader than before. And then the famous words: ‘Hey Niels, I’m going to do dirty things with your girl AGAIN, buddy.’ With a whisky glass in his hand. Followed by: ‘I’ll put this on your nightstand so you can cry yourself to sleep again.’ Ai ai ai YO MAMA!
3. THAT REACTION FROM NIELS. Poor guy. Poor little hedgehog, hair all wild on his head. Yeah, I know, the guy is signing up for a second time. But am I the only one who finds it a bit sad?
4. Check out that pumped VEIN in his arm. I mean: that can’t be acted, right? He really didn’t know Alex was coming.
5. Niels: ‘That Alex with his plastic teeth. Fuck off, man.’ HAHAHA. Of all the people on that whole island, Niels has the least right to speak when it comes to teeth.
6. Ah gosh… There’s also the sad music being conjured from the trick box. Poor poor Niels. Honestly, those producers are really a bunch of fuckers. Where can I apply?
7. Doubting Rosanna (who every hour wants/doesn’t want a relationship with Niels) is dramatically storming to her room. ‘Alex is just so arrogant. Thinks he can get everything and everyone. Snow-white long teeth, pfff.‘
8. Hey Roos, let’s play a game. Let’s see who you’ll be in bed with in two episodes, deal?
Alex knows it too. ‘She still finds me hot. Whether she admits it or not. She has a weakness for me.’ Can someone please bring that narcissist back down to earth? Thank you.
9. Ruud’s ‘beach look’ hair gel? 4.95 euros. Kelly’s butt? 4250 euros.
Donny’s face when Zwanetta makes her entrance at the resort? Priceless.
10. Seriously: Zwaantje is doing great this year. The guys even get a neck hernia when she walks by in the morning with a cloth on her head and grandma’s sleep T-shirt.
11. By the way, Zwaan has recorded her own song, have you seen it? If you listen very closely, you might hear it. Two lines.
12. The moment we all suddenly found Gelina ten times cooler. ‘Temptation, here? Nah. My biggest Temptation is the brownies we get served in the morning.‘ HAHAHA.
13. Meanwhile, Donny is also getting serious itch from Danique’s cap. ‘If I were single, Danique would be the first one with me. I’m telling you honestly.’ Okay, from now on all binoculars on Don, that shit could go wrong.
14. Is Rosanna already in the Guinness Book of Records as the most bipolar person ever? How much can a person contradict themselves in one episode? My god.
Before the campfire footage.
Yo: ‘Do you regret participating again this year?’
Rosanna: ‘No.’
At the end of the footage:
Rosanna: ‘I should never have participated a second time.’
Gelina’s face = BRILLIANT.
15. Come on, Niels, how little self-awareness can you have? Can you really not think of anything you did wrong? Really not? REALLY? In that case, I’m seriously starting to wonder whose IQ is higher, yours or Fabiola’s.
16. Did I hear that right? Next week, ‘someone’ is going to give Ruud a swing? You understand: we need to check that out. Let’s laugh at Gelina’s hilarious face when Rosanna talks? Check my Instagram Stories at @kikiduren. Until next weeeheeek!
P.S. Just a test, I’m curious how big that Videoland hype is. Heart at the bottom if you’re watching again next week. (And know that Rosanna is going to mess up joeeee).
