Kim K shares first family photo

When I opened Instagram this morning with my toothbrush on the left and my phone on the right, I was pleasantly surprised by the very first family photo of the West family. Mother dear Kim K posted the first photo on her Instagram, along with Kanye, Saint, North, and the newest addition Chicago. But it wasn't the photo itself that delighted me; I found the caption underneath it particularly funny. Kim joked that it took blood, sweat, and tears to get all three of them in the picture before they burst into tears.

“I don't think you understand how hard it is to take a good family photo,” reads the caption of the photo on Instagram. “This is the best we could do before all three kids started crying. I think I cried too.”

Of course, I want to talk a bit about the styling of the snapshot. Kim, I love seeing you like this. I really do. You don't need all that nudity at all. That body, that hair. And give me your makeup artist. And then about your other half. Kanye, maybe it's wise to loosen one button? Perhaps then there would even be a small smile. And then North, poor child. You smile like a little farmer girl with a toothache. But what do you expect with three cans of hairspray and a thousand hairpins in that little cute head of yours? I get you. Just like your brother, just look away. I would do the same if my mother held me by the scruff of my neck. Kim also revealed this via a tweet: “One hand holding the baby and the other hand grabbing the back of Saint's shirt because he kept running away lol’

And now we wait for more expansion. Little Chicago is not even three months old, and there is already speculation about a fourth offspring. And I understand that when I see that sweet little curly head in mama's arms. Until then, I hope there will be many more of these family snapshots to follow. It makes such a rainy morning a lot cozier...