OH MY G(UCCI), what are you doing now?

House Gucci, we really need to talk now. What are you doing? Don't get me wrong, I'm addicted to May's iconic belt, terribly in love with Lil's fluffy shoes, would love to have a nice hysterical pair of glasses with a golden logo on my nose, and I just about understand Kiki's fluffy bag. But when I came face to face with your latest addition this morning, the old familiar water shoe designed by Alessandro Michele and co., my uh, shoes fell off. First the laundry basket and now this plastic monstrosity. Look, I understand that all trends from the past are being revived one by one. But the water sandal, made of pure plastic for a measly 400 euros just because it has a gold-colored logo stuck on it? That's a bridge too far for me. The upside is that you don't have to spray the pairs, they can handle a bump and a puddle of water, and you can also trudge through the mud with them this festival season. Four hundred euros, just give me that belt instead. In white and black.