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The best Mean Girls quotes that still make us laugh

Not really in the mood for terraces with this sweaty weather, but cocooning at home with Netflix? I'm all for it. I secretly did that this weekend too. And suddenly I felt like rewatching movies that used to be my favorites.

So there I was on the couch, armed with M&M's ice cream  (don't you know that?!) and a serving of Mean Girls, the chick flick of chick flicks. Can you believe that movie came out FOURTEEN years ago? Time for a trip down memory lane. Because if there's one movie with amazing quotes, this is it. Ready? Here it comes. Extra bonus points if you hear the intonation echoing in your head...

‘Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! …. and none for Gretchen Weiners, bye.’ – Damian.

‘Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!’ – Gretchen Weiners.

‘Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.’ – Karen Smith

‘Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!’ – Bethany Byrd

‘Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.’ – Coach Carr

‘On Wednesdays we wear pink!’ – Karen Smith

‘Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?’ – Janis Ian

‘She made out with a hot dog.’ – Karen Smith

‘Get in loser, we’re going shopping.’ – Regina George

‘I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!’ – Jessica Lopez

‘I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!’ – Damian

“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George

‘I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.’ – Karen Smith

‘So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?’ – Karen Smith

‘My nanna takes off her wig when she’s drunk...’ – Damian.

‘Your nanna and I have that in common.’ – Ms. Norbury.

‘I’m a mouse, DUUH’. – Karen Smith

P.S.: Trouble with a mean girl at the office?  Here's how to survive her.