The quotes that have made this season of Temptation Vips brilliant

Seriously. What are we supposed to do with our lives after Wednesday night? Is there even a life after Temptation Vips? Luckily, there are always annoying people like me who make lists so we can reminisce a bit. Behold: all the comments that made this season legendary. In. Your. Punani. Bitch.

“In your bag? Which fucking bag? In your punani, bitch!” – Rowena.

“I’m not really into bragging. But I have a penis. Seven crows can sit on it.” – Ruud.

“Huh, but you just said you’ve only had sex once, how can you be sex addicted?” – Niels (about Fab).

“Dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.” – Karim.

“Yesh I’m going to hold the horse, but NOW I’m going to get off!” – Jay.

“I’m glad I gen**ked Alex last year. I’m going to make a porn movie with him. I’ll just drop it in Niels’ mailbox at home.” – Rosanna.

“What was the question again? I’m really fucking drunk, guys hahah.” – is now going to live on his own. I think it was about fourteen years ago that we lived together with our father.' (during his pool date with Danique).

“I gave him FUCKING free teeth. I’m pulling those facings out of his mouth. Seriously!!” – Rosanna.

“HEY NIELS, I’M GOING TO DO DIRTY THINGS WITH YOUR GIRL AGAIN, FRIEND!” – Alex.

“I just find this disrespectful.” – Fabiola.

“Did you happen to have that photo of your anus handy?” – Alex.

“To be honest, Kelly would have been on my face a long time ago, I would have already had Danique upside down. I would have taken that whole island.” – Donny.

“If you want to be a pussy, just stay a pussy. I don’t need any pussies.” – Rowena.

“One on my toe. One on my knee. One on my nipples. One on my lips and one on my you know…” – Stefano.

“You don’t want to see me angry, do you? Should I start hitting or something?” – Niels.

“Roos needs more than just a hug. Roos needs one dirty, big, hard drill-penis. That really steps in dirty.” – Alex.

“I find it quite intense. Quite intense. You’re getting VERY close to my aura now.” – Gelina.

“If I turn my ass around once, I think you’ll be off.” – Kelly.

“Don’t come in me, come on me, yes, please.” – Zwanetta. 

“It’s possible that we’ve had contact in one way or another.” – Stefano.

“Gelina, if you want, we can let you hear an audio fragment…” – Yolanthe.  

“I’m just being honest with you. Things have happened…” – Stefano.