The Trumpies and the pornstar

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You can say what you want, Donald Trump keeps surprising. Now his well-known lawyer has admitted that Donald paid 130,000 dollars to a pornstar. In return, he asked her to keep her well-shaped mouth shut about the affair they had. I dove into it for you. That's just me, you know me.

1. The pornstar's real name is Stephanie Clifford, but her ‘stage name’ is Stormy Daniels. Did you know you can ‘calculate’ your own porn name? Just take the name of your very first pet and your mother's maiden name. For me, that's Cherry Snel.

2. Stephanie slash Stormy and Donald allegedly had an affair in 2006. Salient detail 1: he had just been married for a year to Melania. Salient detail 2: Melania had given birth to their son Baron a few months earlier. Indeed: super sympathetic again from Donald.

3. The money was paid just before the election so that she would keep her mouth shut this time. It's just a pity that Stephanie slash Stormy had already told everything about her affair to InTouch Magazine in 2011, but that was ultimately not published.

4. Now let's talk about Melania. Because how do you react when you are publicly humiliated by your own husband? Well, she was supposed to accompany him to Davos, but suddenly didn't go. Officially due to logistical reasons, but yeah, bye, we know better.

5. On the day Melania was a year as First Lady (FLOTUS), she also didn't post a photo of the happy PLOTUS couple on her Instagram, but a photo of herself with a handsome marine by her side who accompanied her on inauguration day. Her accessory? A big fat grin that she never has when she walks with Donald on her arm. And that, we understand all too well. Poor Melania.