The four types of poopers

Yes sorry, this is what you think it is. It all comes from that press trip. When people sleep together in a room, there comes a moment when you, well, how shall I put it, need to withdraw for a bit. And that's how we came up with the phenomenon of the different types of poopers. Which one are you?

1. The honest

The type that announces the act. Not very elaborate, just as it is. So you know, that you can make your escape. That you can take it into account. Quite handy if the loo is pretty much next to your bed.

2. The secretive

The type, I cough, that turns on the television at volume level 32, then flushes as soon as they sit down on the seat and flushes three times in between. The pompous and tra-la-la type that then stays in the bathroom for a long time so you have no idea what has transpired there.

3. The elaborate

The type that not only announces the act but also seems to take pleasure in it, talking while the door is open to report afterwards on volume, substance, and flexibility.

4. The secretive

After a while, the person shares her secret code that stands for: I need to go. And she also has secret codes with which the message is evaluated. You have to go along with it, whether you like it or not.

5. The non-pooper

The one who ‘just needs to go to the hotel lobby’ or who says at home ’just needs to water the plants’, even if it’s at midnight. That type poops without you having any idea about it in any way, and I believe we prefer that type the most.