Love & Sex

These sex positions are the worst for his penis

If you get excited again about your guy think for a moment first. Because you might want a lot in bed, but you really don't want to break his little guy in half.

And yes, that can happen if you approach it just a bit wrong with all your wild poses and twists..

Some positions are not very good for his penis. So with a bit of crazy sex, you can break his little guy. Let's start with a lesson in biology: a young man has no bone, so a fracture cannot occur. But if he is standing upright in a happy position, then the membrane that holds the erectile tissues together can snap. Erectile tissues may not sound very sexy, okay, but that's actually where you do your trick. A ‘penile fracture’ is actually a tear of the whitish testicular sheath. You hear a kind of ‘cracking sound’ when it goes wrong. Uh, yikes. You would almost not dare to touch it anymore.

Fortunately, it doesn't happen often, and if it does, it's usually in young stallions who have a wild sex life. Usually, the poor little guy has to be stitched up if it has all been snapped. At the doctor, yes. Read: the worst walk of shame. Then it also turns blue and swollen in the days after. Additionally, he certainly can't get an erection for two weeks. Oh dear. The poor soul.

But you can pay attention, should your love be worried about it. At least pay attention to these positions:

You on top

Because you set the rhythm – you go girl – he can't stop quickly if he feels some pain. But precisely because of all the movements, it can go wrong. So move a bit more from front to back instead of up and down.

Reverse cowgirl

You're also on top here, but of course turned around. Also pay attention here, because since your bodies are actually going in and out in a somewhat more unnatural way, it can quickly become painful for the poor guy. His little guy makes a bit of a weird bend like this.

Anal sex

This also invites some problems, because it all goes a bit more awkwardly in and out. That can also put extra pressure on his little friend.

Anyway: enjoy it, but do watch where you leave his big friend. It's also better for your moist friend down under, because otherwise, it won't happen for a while, and that's such a shame.

FACTS

  • A penile fracture occurs more often in men who cheat, research shows. It also happens more often during sex in crazy places, like in the car or in the bath.
  • The average size in the Netherlands is about 14.8 centimeters when excited.
  • Most men get about three to five erections per night.