This is how you have sex when it's 35 degrees outside

The sweat is pouring off your body just from lying quietly in bed. Don't think about all that exhausting acrobatics in this scorching heat.

Still, sex in the summer is really fun and good for you. Because you don't really feel like exercising either, and you have to do something with all these days full of bikinis. You just need to know which naughty positions to be smart during the heatwave.

Focus, wipe the sweat off your forehead and pay attention. Think of the Titanic, for example. Okay, you need to make sure that you have no visibility into your house and that your neighbors can't see you, but if you have free rein... Hang out the window, with your arms wide, if you want. Joel's name, say that he is the king of the world. Let him do his thing from behind and the fresh air will keep blowing your way. Wonderful. You can also do it right in front of a fan: same effect. With an extra effect of wind-through-your-hair. Extra fun.

You can also dive into each other with some props. Bring a bowl of ice cubes to the bedroom and pamper each other in intimate places with something cold. The cubes melt as your bodies rub against each other... Well, we don't need to explain the rest anymore, right? Not so much of the ice and all that wetness in bed? Then sit in a cool bath or turn on a lukewarm shower. If necessary, a foot bath. Make it playful: try to bounce left and right without splashing out of that foot bath. That way you can at least last longer than three minutes.

Another nice one: take a plant sprayer. No, not to use as a strange sex toy, but to cool each other down. Occasionally a spray through the air is divine. Throw in a drop of massage oil, spray it more enthusiastically on your bare bodies, and the fun of slipping and cuddling can begin. Peak reached, believe us. Because if there's one thing that gets the best man excited, it's oil.

Promise: afterwards you can finally just lie flat. And dream about those rainy October months, secretly.