This is what the guests of Meghan and Harry wear

All skin-colored tights gather

Actually, we only really want to know one thing: who made Meghan's dress. And what it cost. And what it looks like. But I am also very curious about what the guests have brewed up, because they received a handbook with rules that are quite something. Rick de Leeuw, frontman of the Tröckener Kecks, once said it beautifully: “Creativity thrives best in a slightly too tight bag,” and I sincerely hope this is true, because the list of don’ts is longer than the Thames.

No open shoes

Absolutely lovely, those pedicured little feet of yours. They won't be seen, because an open toe is not royal. Did you think your wedge heel was a good idea because you can walk over the London cobblestones? Unfortunately. That heel cannot please The Queen, so it went on the blacklist. Furthermore, you can also leave your 12 centimeter Loubies at home, because a heel that is too high is inappropriate. Victoria Beckham, are you following along?

Skin-colored tights required

Bare legs are not an option. No matter how sprayed and smooth you are. A tight is a must and will be, with the only permissible variant being the skin-colored tight. For Meghan, this is now the official attire: the skin-colored tight, with every skirt or dress she wears. That skin-colored tight. Until the end of her life. She really loves that guy.

No bare arms or legs

Enter: that twisted skin-colored tight. And you know how I struggle with the phenomenon of tights.

Not too short, not too long

As a woman, you either wear a pantsuit or a dress. That ends at the earliest below your knee. Floor-length is also not allowed, that privilege is reserved for the bride herself. Just like wearing the color white. Pippa Middleton, are you following along?

Hat on

Very royal and especially at a spring wedding. Do you remember Princess Beatrice's hat (the daughter of Andrew and Fergie) during Kate and William's wedding? It immediately got its own Facebook page with thousands of likes and fans.

I am so incredibly ready for it tomorrow.