Just after I had agreed on a shopping stop with myself, an email from MyTheresa popped up in my inbox. I saw Converse, I saw JW Anderson and I got a gi-gan-tic error.

Thank God I hadn't cut my credit card too enthusiastically in half. With two clicks on the button, it was in my cart. The version in black, but it could just as well have been the white one. Within two days, the box was on my desk. And there they were. Converse. JW Anderson. In one shoe. I live happily ever after. You know where to find them.