Why it's good if a woman isn't averse to a beer

It's bloody hot, I settle down on a terrace and order... a beer. Nothing beats a golden yellow specimen with a nice white foam head after I've put myself in the sun. That beer is a man's drink, I think that's nonsense. The woman who can appreciate a nice Vedett or a glass from the tap is just fun.

That's why I present to you the additional benefits of drinking beer.

1. Beer is healthy, because beer provides women with better bone structure. Just leave that glass of milk aside from now on. A few more benefits: beer is good for your skin, boosts your hair, and your gut function improves enormously.

2. Beer contains a substance that resembles estrogen. Right, the substance that causes curves, big breasts, and less hair growth. I mean: why would you ever drink wine again?

3. Men find you sexy. Go on a date, show up in jeans, order a steak and a beer, and he goes wild. The man finds you confident when you do this, and they find confidence attractive. Voilà, it's not rocket science. And the man who can't appreciate that you drink beer is just too unpleasant to be around.

4. You do what you want and don't let yourself be bullied by the girls (or unpleasant men) who say that drinking beer isn't classy. And that, that surpasses all my previous points.

Cheers, go ahead and open that Sol, I.P.A., Vedett, or Heineken.