Why sex on the beach can be quite dangerous
‘Come on and move your body’. And then: ‘Ohhh eey ooh ey yoooooh!’. Sorry, but where have the times of T-Spoon gone?
Sex on the beach, that song remains gold. Yet actually doing the deed on the sand is not the best plan. At least, if you want to be nice to your punani. Because by bouncing on the beach, sand can end up in your pussy. That seems innocent, but it can be quite dangerous for your health. It can cause chafing and irritation. That increases the chance of an STI or a yeast infection. Cozy, romantic.
No matter how sultry a summer evening may sound: if it comes to it, after sex on the beach, go into the sea anyway. And if you're in the mood: do it on a beach bed, a towel at least or just casually in the toilets of the beach club. Don't do it naked and with unprotected dicks on the sand. First of all, after two minutes you will start to feel all that chafing, especially if you've sweated a bit this will hurt like hell. But believe us: even a day later it still chafes. Your back, butt, belly, knees; it just depends on the position you choose. It seemed so exciting, your back is half open from that erotic scrub. Plus, don't forget: all sorts of nasty little creatures like sand fleas have free access to your vajay with all that nakedness. Yes, just the thought of sand flies nesting in your pussy makes everyone dry as a bone again. You’re welcome.
Anyway. Speaking of that water: is it better to have sex in the sea than on the beach itself? No, unfortunately. Having sex in the water can actually lead to some dry sex, making it hurt a bit more. Plus: if you climax as a woman and you're in the sea, water can also get into your vagina. And in that water, there’s also all sorts of things you don’t want in your naked body . By the way, don’t think that a swimming pool is better – no. Even worse perhaps: with all that nasty chlorine, dirty bodily fluids from others, and other people who have ever peed in the pool.
Little creatures, fleas, pee, and a chafed open back: no, suddenly give us that bed. Just put on some music with some sea sounds? Or of course good old T-Spoon.
