10 points we need to discuss after Temptation VIPS
Yes disaster tourists, the day of judgment is finally here. Temptation Island VIPS 2019: WE. ARE. FREE. Chaos and misery. Crying and infidelity. Vicarious shame versus entertainment. In episode 1, there was already more happening than in the entire previous season. And these are the points we need to talk about.
1. First of all: the first impressions of the couples
Thomas and Yasmin: The non-ordinary couple among the ordinaries, you have to have them every year. They come across quite nicely, these two.
Pommeline and Fabrizio: Of course we already know them. Prepare for a lot of jealous Flemish nonsense from him and a lot of crying from her. Oh, and her ‘new butt’, as they say in our eastern neighborhoods, is 360 cc per cheek. Just like a spaceship, sehr sehr interessant.
Channa and Quinten: I've never seen Ex on the Beach, but I already find this couple the most interesting of the whole program.
Shirley and Damian: Oh oh, here we go again. Characters for sure. This can only go wrong from Mr. Playboy's side.
2. Can we talk for a moment about that mega awkward manipulated sea of flames where Kaj & Yo are standing? Goodness, vicarious shame at that opening shot, HAHAHA.
3. Again: I already love Channah and Quentin.
Channah: ‘You're lying about everything’
Quentin: ‘No man, I just keep certain things to myself.’
4. Baby, can’t you see. I’m calling. A guy like you should wear a warning. It’s dangerous. I’m fallinnnnnnng. I actually just realize how cool this song by Britney still is.
5. Whoa, that man cave is quite a thing, huh. Has the budget been increased this season or what?
6. And the award for the best editing of episode 1 goes to...
Yasmin: ‘I hope they don't come at us like hyenas...’
Next shot: eight pumped-up hyenas on jet skis.
RUINAAAAAAA
7. This was not just said. I repeat: this was not just said. ‘If I have to compare myself to an animal, then I'm a mosquito. Then I sting you.’ And since when is there actually a team leader?!
8. Channah on that boat: ‘Shut your mouth, whore, I will make you dooooooood. HAHAHAAHA, this woman. Sorry. Love her already. And, uh-oh, Pom is going to cry all season again. Finds out that Lie is on the boat. Wait a minute. Quentin has been with her, Channah has been fooling around with her in Ex on the Beach, Fabrizio had a sushi/sex date, who else has been with Lie, guys? Use the code ‘BIMETLIE’ for fifty percent off your first date. Maybe we can get a group discount?
9. Shirley's confession that made my evening: ‘Why do you have to put your phone in the fridge in the egg box?’ HAHAHA.
10. Oh no, wait, there was one more comment that made my evening a bit more. At the moment when fireworks went off and Pom immediately burst into tears again. Channah: ‘If someone's boyfriend cheats, then it's her boyfriend, you know!’, pointing at Shirley.
P.S.: What we are raffling on my Insta @kikiduren? 65 cc filet americain per cheek, a ten-ride card for snake people with Lie and a course on coming up with alibis/phone hiding for pros with Damian. Trust me: you want this.
P.P.S.: Haven't seen the interview where I ask the sex questions that no one dares to ask the couples? Ha. Can you here All the food is for you.
P.P.P.S.: Next week my butt will chill on a beach bed in Ivory Coast, so probably no Temptation gossip. But hey, when I'm back, you will be the first. I'm going to grab a sandwich with filet americain. Bye bye!
Image: Videoland, Ben Zander – Raw productions
