10 unnecessarily retarded facts you're still glad you know now

Hell yeah, crazy folks, it's Sunday. Time to tickle your brains with craziness. This is a column I came up with in a jolly mood and which chef Adeline is particularly fond of, because she keeps sending me wacko information. So Aad, props to you this week, because all your fun facts are in it. Alright, are you still there? Good. If you have a get together soon: with this completely useless, strange info you're going to score points.

1. The speed of a sneeze can reach up to 160 (!) kilometers per hour. HAT-SHOO! Oh, and a cough can reach about 96 kilometers per hour.

2. In Venezuela, a condom costs a ridiculous 19 euros (!) each. What a bunch of idiots.

3. Iceland and the Faroe Islands (yes, I had to Google that too, let's say near Scotland and Norway) are the ONLY two countries where no mosquitoes are found.

4. One man produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman in the world.

5. Anatidaephobia exists and I already find it the funniest phobia ever. It's the fear that a duck is watching you. Those freaking scary ducks always…

6. Although I must say that arachibutyrophobia is also quite a special one: the fear that peanut butter is sticking to the roof of your mouth. Okay, maybe I have that too…

7. A male ballerina is really called a - you’ll never guess - ballerino.

8. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.

9. For those who, like me, thought that Mario and Luigi (from the Super Mario series, yes) were best friends: not so. The two are twin brothers. How come we don't know this???

10. The record for masturbation is 9 hours and 57 minutes and is held by the Japanese Masanobu Sato. Reportedly, he is still doing it somewhere…

OKAY YUCK DONE NOW. BYE HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.