10 unnecessarily retarded facts you're still glad you know now

The nipples of a dolphin are located in its anus. Hahaha, just imagine breastfeeding - okay, sorry. The world is a crazy place and useless info can be found on every street corner. Did you know, for example, that…

1. …If you search for the number 241543903 on Google Images, you only see photos of people with their head in a fridge? Just saying.

2. Oh and, at any random moment there are about 45 million people drunk in the world. Where’s the party at?

3. Going to a festival is actually pretty okay if you don’t shove three ground beef burgers down your throat: an average festival-goer walks eight kilometers a day and burns about a thousand calories including dancing.

4. A friendship that lasts the seven-year mark is almost always a friendship for life.

5. Of all the people who have ever lived on earth, nearly half have met their end due to a… mosquito. About 52 billion of the 108 billion deaths in the 200,000 years that humans have existed were caused by mosquitoes. Those fuckers.

6. The Moroccan Ikea is called Kitea.

7. In the word ‘apothekersvrouw’, the first syllable has one letter, the second syllable has two letters, the third syllable has three letters, the fourth syllable has four letters, and the fifth syllable has five letters. IT MAKES NO SENSE, I KNOW, BUT IT’S STILL FUN.

8. The heart of a giraffe weighs about twelve kilos.

9. The birth rate in Japan is so low that in the last seven years more adult diapers have been sold than baby diapers.

10. Wow. The sound you hear when you snap your fingers is caused by your middle finger hitting your palm. So it’s not your fingers rubbing against each other. And yes, now you’re going to do it.