10 UNNECESSARILY RETARDED FACTS YOU'RE STILL GLAD YOU KNOW NOW

The nipples of a dolphin are located in its anus. Hahaha, just imagine breastfeeding - okay, sorry. The world is a crazy place and useless info can be found on every street corner. Did you know, for example, that…

1. Research shows: a man who kisses his wife before going to work has an average higher income than a man who does not.

2. And in the category ‘strange but true’: in 1930, flight attendants were not allowed to weigh more than 52 kilograms.

3. Oh, and another flying fact. If the cabin pressure drops, you have about 12 to 20 seconds to breathe ‘normally’ before you lose consciousness. No, that's nice. Too much info, sorry.

4. Oh, and your oxygen mask contains about a quarter of an hour's worth of oxygen. That sounds incredibly little, but in fact, it's enough to descend from a height of 40,000 feet to a ‘safe’ height of 10,000 feet.

5. A man bends down when he picks something up, a woman kneels. Well, exceptions aside of course, but just pay attention to it. It happens a lot.

6. 0.0121% of all pregnant women in Europe have had sex on an Ikea mattress.

7. Coffee was first discovered by a goat. More specifically, it was goat herder Kaldi, who in the ninth century discovered that his goats behaved strangely when they ate coffee cherries, so he tried it himself.

8. You can make serious dough if you're part of a naked sushi buffet in Japan. People eat sushi off your naked body, yes. Samantha Sex and the City vibes, everything.

9. The world's largest family lives in India - consisting of one man, with 39 wives and 94 children. Heeuly leurrddd.

10. The male brain is larger than that of a female. On average, between 81% and 131% larger, to be precise. By the way, that doesn't say anything about intelligence, you understand.