11 things your guy does, but will never admit

He does actually read his horoscope sometimes. Yes. Purely out of curiosity. To then look at yours and never, ever share the information with anyone. And they do a lot more things they will never admit. So you think you know your boy? Ha, time to expose your boyfriend. Because…

…he steals your shampoo

And yes, he really does use your conditioner sometimes. So it's not your fault if you think that bottle is emptying way too quickly. It’s him.

…he pees in the shower

And not necessarily to save water, but just because it's really easy.

…he puts that boxer back on if it doesn't smell

If it doesn't smell, then it's clean, that's the rule. Washing is postponed for as long as possible.

…he has googled celebrities with the word ‘naked’ behind it

And you'll be shocked when you see what kind of celebrities those are. But it's pure curiosity.

…he intensely enjoys movies like The Notebook

And sometimes gets a lump in his throat, but of course, he won't let you notice. He can also appreciate good old Disney classics very much.

….he has an interesting way of cleaning

Spilled a drink? The sock is their best friend. Yep.

…he visits certain sites 

And. Deletes. The. History. Everything. Everything.

…he sometimes doesn't know the way but pretends he does

That he confidently steps into that street is a game of bluff poker, and you fall for it every time.

…he can feel like crap for a day if his friend had trouble getting it up during sex

So be a little extra nice to him. Because he won't say it out loud, but he's really bummed.

…he wonders what the hell you're saying

Because no, he doesn't always understand you. Mr. is smart enough to know that it's not very wise to say that to you. But you often go so fast. And he doesn't understand why you make such a big deal out of that little thing.

…he also finds spiders gross

And a bit scary. But you don't see that, do you, when Mr. Rambo heroically throws that little creature out from his fist. The hero.