5 bitchy Blair Waldorf moments I'll never forget

Intelligent, vengeful, a bit craycray but hopelessly romantic. Yes, I miss Queen B. And I'm not talking about Beyoncé, I'm talking about my Upper East Side girl Blair. Since I suddenly feel like a dusty fossil given that it's already EIGHT years since Gossip Girl first aired, it's time for a trip down memory lane. I present to you: 5 brilliant moments when we all hoped Blair was our best friend. Or should I say: uh, not. Totally coucou.

1. When she helped to bonjour Georgina out of town

Where she also immediately dropped the quote of the century. ‘Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here…’ This. Moment. Was. Priceless.

2. When she was in the plot to expose Juliet

Despite the fact that Blair and Serena had a fight about five hundred thirty-eight times during the series, every person who hurt Serena was finely slaughtered. So was Juliet, Nate's new girlfriend. Respect for the fake bitchfight, ladies…

3. When she got aggressive on the hockey field

Classic. Time and time again, hilarious.

B: ‘Aaaww! my leg!’

S: ‘I hope it’s broken’

HAHA. Who even talks about enemies with friends like these?

4. When she didn't invite Serena to her party

Leave it to Queen B to come off as passive-aggressive. Flash her? She'll get you back. And she'll find a way that hurts childishly. ‘You’re kinda not invited…’

5. And when she sabotaged her during her Yale selection process

Well, where one feels boundaries perfectly, Blair always just goes over the line. And back again with her bulldozer in reverse. Just check her face when Serena tries to explain the name on her note. HAHA.

Hmm, am I the only one who suddenly feels like having a GG marathon?

Season 1, episode 1, HATSAKEE here we go.

‘Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: ‘Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen.”