8x when everything just goes wrong

You know the feeling: those days when every traffic light turns orange in fright as you approach. The checklist for a bit of a k-day.

1. For a change, you turned all the locks on your front door, but forgot that your babysitter only has the key to the top lock... Now everyone is standing in front of a closed door and you still have to drive home.
2. You go to make coffee and the water reservoir is empty, so you fill it up. Then you find out that the trash bin for the pods is full. You empty that. And then you see that you don't have any pods left at all.
3. You throw the pulp from your orange juicer in the trash when you remember that you still needed to hang a bag in your bin.
4.  You stand at the checkout and realize that you looked at the price tag of the skirt, not the tights underneath it.
5. You send the message about someone to the person you wanted to gossip about.
6. You criticize a certain tattoo very harshly and extensively, only for the person you were going off on to walk away later and turn out to have that exact tattoo.
7. You forwarded an email but forgot that you had added, uh, personal comments in the meantime.
8. That you accidentally send a slightly erotic text to your father-in-law instead of your beloved.

Well, not all of them are mine. It's a collection of all our blunders. I'm not that bad after all.