Chateau Meiland: the naklets
Are there any people in the audience who don't like Martien Meiland? Anyone? No? Nobody? I thought so. I mean: can we talk for just a moment about the ‘kasiemalieseren’ of his turkey and the moment when someone sneezes? With more than one million viewers for the very first time, it was again crying with laughter last night with our Martien himself. Chateau Meiland: I want to live there, wine all day and especially never go home. And with a summary of our favorite moments I'm sure you will too. Bonjour-eh, huh.
– I’m not sure, but I believe Martien had to sneeze for a moment too. THAT HEAD, THAT NOSE. ARMS. EYES. EARS. I have never seen so many joints move at the same time. A confused octopus on dry land has nothing on this.
– Good news live from the dilapidated shed: Bommel is alive. So sweet.
– Martien: ‘More yes, more oui, more please. Yes, I say more to her because I just got a very tiny bit of wine from the waitress.’
– Martien: ‘And the last step of the main course is the kasiemalieseren, kaliemiseren, kaliemeren, kaliemalieseren of the turkey.’ Caramelizing.
– ‘I need to go to my turkey now or it’s really going to act up.‘ Okay ’Oh the Fraar‘, Martien.
– Martien: ‘Carolien, it’s five o’clock, do you want wine too? Huh? Were you just in the ‘no’-doubt? Oh, don’t be so weird. You don’t say no to wine. It’s already five o’clock, you know.’
– ‘Si, joe, oui, yes.’ And what was ‘yes’ in French again, Martien?
– HAHA and then that struggle of trying to light a too short candle. I laugh so much at that irritated face. I feel you, Mart.
– And then a little about the mayonnaise situation. Martien: ‘I hate this sound so much. That crackling when I squeeze the mayonnaise bottle. Then I immediately think: how annoying, I actually need to go to the bathroom too.’
– Martien: ‘Yes, it’s tiring, but yes, you also get energy from it.’ So…
– The ceilingDTTTH. Hahahaha.
– Maxime: ‘Clairetje is in Ghana at the moment. Okay, no, great, that GPS bracelet from AliExpress.’
– Erica: ‘Oh, these are all pee pots.’ Martien: ‘I don’t feel like that, yuck, how disgusting. Or maybe handy next to my bed?’
– You can’t make a dry bread with that. Correction: ‘You can’t make a dry baguette with that.’ Go, Maxime.
– Martien: ‘We’ll get such a hat at the maaneeshje. Such a hat. Such a very hard hat. You put it on for protection when you go horseback riding, you know?’
– Martien: ‘Oh this is a nice little model, what a beautiful horse. And with that glitter band. Completely Prada.’
– ‘And what a sweet horse you are. And so good, dear Kelly. Her name isn’t even Kelly. But that doesn’t matter.’ Okay, I’ve had my abdominal muscle quarter thanks to Martien. Already looking forward to next week.
