Dog beer and dog fries

What should you buy for your pet? Another bone or a tennis ball? No way, that's so incredibly Golden Age (you're not allowed to say that anymore). In 2019, you give your dog a hearty, cold beer. Because that's available, from the brand Snuffle. In bottles that are just as cool and tough as a Grolsch or a Heineken. They come in the flavors beef-chicken and chicken. And while you're at it, making yourself statue-worthy in the eyes of your dog, serve some dog fries with it, made from potatoes and corn. Just bake them in the oven, of course, because that fat won't make your furry friend happy.

On the best Animal Day ever.