If you don't like Rumag's humor, then I seriously don't know if we can be friends. I'm not joking, I mean it. I'm crazy about Rumag. That crude humor. The gigantic shit texts, which you actually shouldn't laugh at, but that's exactly why you do. And yes, money-wise these guys are doing it right. The doormats with ‘Get lost’, the beach towels with: ‘I. Hate. Sand’, the birthday balloons with: ‘What. A Shit Party’; come on, we all want it. And now also the chocolate letters. Rumag and Jamin have joined forces for a series of broken specimens. For all broken hearts, crash pilots or just to screw someone over. Think of texts like: ‘You. Piece. Misery.’, ‘I. Am. Breaking. For. You’, ‘That. Sucks. Nice. Piece.’ and ‘Breaking. Up. With. You.’

This. Is. Fantastic?