For when you have something to settle: order Pleur Op flowers

In the category of the most genius idea of the day: not Fleurop-, but Pleurop- flowers. Thank goodness I didn't get that, I had ten crisp fresh roses delivered to me. But if you have something to settle today, I recommend this. It's so original that you'll surely be forgiven. You’ll part ways as friends right away, piece of cake.

Under the catchy slogan ‘Don’t sugarcoat it. Say it with Pleurop’ the creative geniuses behind the site help you get rid of your stale relationship. A wilted rose or dead bouquet fits perfectly through the mailbox and this year there’s a special feature. You can make it extra clear what you think of your future ex by adding an odor. Think: fish oil or vinegar, how fitting.

To make them extra wilted, your flowers (if you order them today) will only be delivered on the fifteenth. I think it’s due to the large crowds and honestly: that doesn’t really matter anymore. Or maybe it does (ha).