Funny things my children say

So that we do not forget. The unfilled, original and delightful spirit of young children.

1. My daughter has a stomach ache. Friend P asks: “Are you having trouble with your parachute again?” (Should be: parasite)

2. Ten-year-old daughter is practicing for her presentation and says that the first Harry Potter movie cost 125 million dollars. My youngest daughter gasps at her cereal. “Then I think it’s really very sweet that dad and mom bought that movie for us!”

3. Daughters want to know how it is. “Did you really have sex with dad more than three times?”

4. Youngest daughter went to a church service in Italy. “I actually didn’t like it at all. I had to stand up and sit down and stand up and sit down. It was like the gym.”

5. My friend was diagnosed with breast cancer three weeks after my mother (both are now completely recovered thankfully). Her daughter asked her mother: “Mom. Did you get that breast cancer because of your cold or did you get it from grandma from Belize?”