In the category of rich stinkers…

Glorifyingly looking at the lives of the rich and famous: we all do it. I hope. Otherwise, I’m the only one with the sick urge to always look at things she can’t afford. No, right? No, you do too. Nice.

An average cruiser with an average budget knows: the rooms on a ship are just matchboxes, unless your name is Beyoncé. And I must say my inner Beyoncé is quite excited today. What’s on offer today? The largest suite ever built on a cruise ship.

What? The Regent Suite

Where? On board the Seven Seas Splendor.

How big? 413 square meters. Stop it. That’s over four times my house.

Showpiece? The custom-made Hästens bed worth 200,000 dollars. Bargain. Something with steel springs, horse tail hair, and 300 hours of labor.

Also not entirely unimportant: The suite has a private spa with a sauna, steam room, and treatment area with unlimited (!) spa treatments.

Bonus: a personal butler, chauffeur, and a guide in every port. I mean: you’re living the good life or not. By the way, the ship will set sail for the first time in February 2020, but is already almost fully booked.

How much does that cost? Based on double occupancy, the all-inclusive price is 11,000 dollars per night.

Helloooo Jay-Z, when are we going? Let’s gooooo.