Instagram goes wild over the breasts of Katja Schuurman

Let's sketch the scenario. Katja Schuurman is currently in Mexico. She went to the beach. Found a tree. Leaned there quasi-nonchalantly against it, with one arm in the air. And now all of Instagram is worried about her chest. Yes, it surprised us a bit too.

In case you missed it, because it has passed us by a little bit: people are seriously concerned about Katja's right breast. Or maybe it's actually the left one, because it is a few centimeters lower than the right and, so help me God, it wouldn't be sagging, right? The elevated reactions range from “they're hanging crooked” to “watch out, your breasts are going to sag, lovely thing” (all of this without capital letters, periods, and commas, yes).

This nonsense does not go unnoticed by Katja's mother, and Sonja Schuurman gives her daughter's critics a good telling off: “I don't check Instagram that often. I have a lot of other things that I do and enjoy. How many pathetic types giving their unsolicited and sad opinions here have a nice life themselves? Maybe their own reflection can provide some answers... By the way, warm regards to everyone, but especially to my dear, beautiful, and intelligent daughter.” What you can expect from a mother. Fortunately, Katja reassures her in a brilliant way: “Ah, dear mom. Don't worry. I'm not. In fact, I'm having a great time here! And the funny thing is; it's not even a sexy photo, hahaha. I'm just at the beach and most people wear a swimsuit, swim trunks, or bikini there. Besides, I felt super relaxed when my dear girlfriend took a photo of me, not necessarily sexy. But even if it were; that's also a wonderful feeling! Enjoy, people!”

If everyone could please stand up and give Katja a round of applause, that would be great. Especially because we could really chuckle at that sexy nuance. And the last time we raised an arm in the air, the breast just went along. Mystery solved again.

Main image: Katja Schuurman Instagram