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The internet is in an uproar: Beyoncé was in the SUPERMARKET

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’It will happen to you. Walking through the supermarket with your fat head and straw hair, Queen B casually strolls by in her high heels. No, not in the Netherlands, that's a shame. In Los Angeles, she was spotted in budget store Target. And as expected, Twitter exploded afterwards.

Because there are so many questions. What was she doing there? I mean: no offense, but as a billionaire – with an army of staff and an even larger army of fans – I can imagine you asking someone else to fetch your stuff. It all looks just a bit too polished in that peach-colored jumpsuit, with cat-eye sunglasses and killer heels, ‘sniffing’ around the bargains, while her assistant pushes the shopping cart behind her.

Fans can hardly believe it and react hysterically on social media. ‘I’d literally have a fucking heart attack if I ran into Beyoncé in the diaper aisle of Target,’ it sounds on Twitter. ‘@Beyonce was at my Target today so the only obvious & natural thing to do was go and honor the ground she walked on,’ responds another. But the most brilliant, sarcastic response comes from Chrissy Teigen, who has a kitchenware line with the chain. ‘Beyoncé you are so silly, I can just send you my new knives!’ Smart marketing, Chrissy, very smart.

The why-question remains unanswered. Did Bey feel like going out? Was an undercover -look-at-me-sneaky-walking-in-the-supermarket music video being filmed? Is this part of a major Target advertising campaign and is she five hundred thousand richer with this photo? I guess we’ll never know…