Just a little more about that hysterically bizarre ‘Kylie Jenner Skin’ girl trip

That the Kardashians are not averse to organizing extravagant parties including their own hashtags we already knew (or should I remind you of #Stormiworld?), but that it is possible to come up with a superlative every time is just… Well, impressive.
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Did you miss it? Anyway, entrepreneur next level Kylie has expanded her Kylie Cosmetics with a Kylie Skins, an affordable skincare line that promises a healthy and glowy skin. And companies know better than anyone: a little product must of course be buzzed into the world with a launch party. Invite a lot of press, hopefully a lot will be written about it and cat-sjing. Kylie approaches it a bit differently. She doesn't need press. She just invites ten friends with square injected apple bottoms and flies in a pink private jet to her own #KylieSkinSummerTrip, where the group is welcomed in a gigantic villa with Kylie Skin coconuts, Kylie Skin towels and almost stumbling over a Kylie Skin doormat at the threshold, to then be escorted to their room where a Kylie Skin goodie bag lies on the bed and in the closet a completely new Kylie Skin wardrobe awaits. With dresses. And tops. Bathrobes. Bikinis. Pajamas. Slippers. Airplane outfits. Hoodies. Onesies. Everything. Pink.
From the group's exposure, it was minimally expected that you would post 28 posts on your feed and 55 Insta Stories to be able to park your butt in the airplane seat but hey: no problem, you understand, I understand. Anyway, we can all act very childish about it, but actually it all comes down to one thing: we need to become friends with Kylie and quickly a bit. Or come up with the next gap-in-the-market lipkit thing-something. Even better.
Image: Instagram @kyliejenner








