Just catching up: the most ridiculous things I hear about the heat

It's hot, that's no news, but suddenly you hear some pretty strange things because of it. About ice creams in vaginas, a barbecue ban, places we didn't know existed, and that you especially shouldn't sleep naked. We need to talk about it, you understand.

1. You can no longer barbecue in Bunnik, you're really in trouble, guys. But the sparks from your barbecue can fly up to two hundred meters away and well, you know how that goes.

2. There exists a bra-cooler, to cool your sweating breasts, indeed. Goodbye sticky fabric. All that's left for me to ask is: would there also be a ball-cooler?

3. Deelen is a thing. Until Wednesday, no one knew where Deelen was, but now we all know that it's in ‘Gelderland’. Just like you can't call Gilze and Rijen one village, they get angry about that.

4. A doctor in the United Kingdom advises against putting ice creams in your vagina, because then your pH level goes completely wrong and it can cause itching and irritation. Sorry, did someone say something about pH levels? I got stuck on the ice cream in a vagina for a moment. By the way, a dildo in the freezer is also not recommended, just so you know.

5. Our vocabulary is being used a bit more again. Suddenly I heard ‘smoorheet’ again and also ‘plaknacht’ or ‘hittealarm’ and ‘borstzweet’ is also one, yes.

6. Half a million people are still driving on winter tires. Ha-ha-ha, and the Rijkswaterstaat keeps spreading salt to cool the asphalt. But that's really dangerous, boys and girls, so hurry to the garage.

7. Whatever you do, don't sleep naked says the sleep expert. But my god, how can you not when your bedroom looks like a microwave? Small nuance: you can sleep naked but not without a sheet. Your body cools down too quickly then.