KIKI'S EXPEDITION ROBINSON CHATTERS

‘I'm still in it. It's bizarre. How many lives have I had now? This just can't be anymore. This is too crazy for words.’ Hiiiiii Mariana, my little cat with your nine lives. You’ll manage it, you know. Well, look, the award for the most sympathetic season probably won't go to this anniversary edition, but what we do get is Mariana and that is our consolation prize. Furthermore, Akwasi better delete that memory app from his phone, Shary-An crawls through the eye of the needle, and Yvette is on the plane with her akka for a one-way ticket home.

But immediately babbling then? I'm already shooting in all directions #threecoffeeshelp. Oh: and there's finally something to eat again. Just wait a moment… ooooo… PIZZA.

‎1. Speaking of which: am I the only one who found it weird that they first pretended the pizzas weren't allowed to be eaten? That Shary-An was supposedly really sad because she got nothing?

2. I actually don't understand the whole game, because the psychological ‘having to hold back on eating’ has less effect if you know you're going to get the pizza anyway?

3. Kim…

Piiiing
Fien…
Piiiing
Kalvijn…
Piiiing
Oh yes, Thomas…
Piiing

Ping is going to be my new favorite word.
Pingfokkingtastisch.

Do the ping.

4. Awh. I must say: those memory pieces with pizza and hamburgers and milkshakes and fries and sigh… What a mindfuck this season.

5. Just a little digital applause for Eva K. The girl is a diesel. It takes a while to get going, but now that she's here: BABOOM.

6. I have a very crazy theory. What if Mariana wins this season? What if the contestants totally underestimate this Devil Wears Prada, she pulls a Soundosje and suddenly solves a crazy puzzle first in the finale? And then suddenly has to shoot something in a fire pit and hits? WHAT IF…

7. The difference is just too big. Or something. Error.

Tim: ‘I'm going to give it my all. I HAVE to win this challenge!’
Yvette: ‘As long as Mariana does NOT win!’

‘As long as Tim does NOT win!’
‘As long as Thomas does NOT win!’
‘As long as Kalvijn does NOT win!’
‘As long as I do NOT win!’

8. Eva: ‘I also need to get my period. I really feel super sad today.’

Hugo: ‘I'm at your service today, sweetheart. Just like yesterday if you need anything.’
Eva: ‘SHUT UP AND BE PRETTY.’

I love Eva.

9. Maybe we should all come up with a new pose for Nicolette. You know how bad that is, man, with those legs wide open all day. That poor girl is almost going to collapse.

10. Okay, wait a minute. Teeth falling out of their mouths, hair loss, organ issues, women who no longer get their period. Is it an idea to give the Robinson contestants the vitamins they need every day? That doesn't affect the game, right?

11. Oh and, do what you want with it but maybe I have As I announced recently, I am working on The Great I'm-Going-On-Vacation-Plan. The weeks are flying by and on the 21st of November, I will really be in the… a video with my buddy Hugo where we are messing around in a hotel bed, he is sick and we are just a bit too tipsy for this interview. Soooo.

P.S.: Follow me on Insta @kikiduren to stay updated on other Robinson stuff. Oh, and I'm back this afternoon on 5 Uur Live (5 PM, RTL 4) and Kim K. – who doesn't have that square butt – is also joining.

P.P.S.: Next week?
‘Mariana, don't bite the rope.’

HAHAAAAAHA.
I'M GOING TO EXPLODE.

Heart at the bottom if you can't wait for this.