KIKI'S EXPEDITION ROBINSON CHATTERS

Goooooooooooooood morning Robinson-rats. I think it's time for a round of applause. Five well-known Dutch people have been starving on an island for ONE MONTH to bring us television. I mean: a little gratitude is in order, right? That's what I thought. So let’s skip the small talk and dive right into the chatter. This week on offer: Mariana plays next level dirty and Akwasi understands Victoria’s Secret all too well: this man has lost his angels.

‎1. How naive is it to think that only the strongest make it to the final? That hasn't happened for years, has it? Something about those who aren't strong must be smart, right? Although I do understand the criticism, this year is quite extreme. The oldies were the first to be kicked out, then the strong ones, and now the middle ground is going the furthest.

2. So much respect for Nico. I would have peed my pants at this moment.

MARIANA. DO. NOT. BITE. THE. ROPE.

HAHAHAHA.

3. Nico off camera: “Mariana, I know you want the bite-through award from Fisherman’s Friend, but we only had to come up with that because they sponsor the show. That prize isn’t real. I’ll arrange a bag for you. Really. Get that rope out of your mouth.”

4. I have never seen anyone hyperventilate from a citrus fruit like Eva C. By the way, it’s also an art, surviving four weeks in the bush without hacking a coconut.

5. Oh, and Eef. It’s lovely, those braids out. That all the women walk around with a huge pile of frizzy mess on their heads after four weeks and you suddenly have a gigantic bush of I-want-these-curls.

6. Just a brainwave. Did Gilette reach out to Eva K. after the episode? Come on dear people from the marketing department, let’s get moving now, where are those hooks?

7. Suddenly I have the feeling that Eva the Almighty and her wild armpit hair could actually win this game. Where has this woman been all this time? Uh oh. We could have known, right? Peeps who supposedly are hardly seen in the montage at the beginning suddenly run off with the prize.

8. Realization. Is Hugo just winning all the challenges that can be won on finalist island? I think that’s pretty nice. Because he is totally beating the system, as the only strong Robinson they can’t vote out. Ha.

9. It’s funny that everyone on Twitter is completely upset because Shary-An sniffed in Akwasi's bag. People call it low. Call it sad. Think Shary is no longer ‘Robinson-worthy’. Newsflash: I don’t think this has ever not happened in a season. It’s usually just not filmed so explicitly. And Eva K the accomplice? She’s not bothered on social media. That’s my problem. I am ALWAYS the Shary.

10. Fascination… This was Akwasi's island vacation. And it wasn’t even a swimming challenge? Keep your head up, bro. By the way, was I the only one who almost cried at his little girl? Man man.

P.S..: Eh, I can hardly say it but Mariana is in the semi-finals. HAHAAAAA. Heart at the bottom if you wish her the win.

P.P.S.: Follow me on Insta at @kikiduren for more Robinson nonsense. Until next week, islanders!