KIKI'S EXPEDITION ROBINSON CHATTERS
The eating test. The return of forest witch Mariana. The possible bitch fight on Devil's Island. The episode had so much potential, Robin's nuts. Yes, I’ll just say ‘had’ right away. Because what a big fish was hung in front of us last week. Well, those bones still prick in my throat, I can tell you. Naaaaa, shall we just get started? I thought so.
1. Ooooooooh, how awkward. The reunion of besties Mariana and Kim. And the first strike is already in. ‘That hair has gotten even wilder, I see.’ No, well, in the meantime, there are just no snakes growing out, but it’s not far off.
2. When Aafke says on Twitter what we all think: ‘Wait. That was the catfight between Mariana and Kim that I’ve been looking forward to all week?! I miss I am Aisha and Corry Konings. Those were the days.’ You’re right, Aaf.
3. Is it just me or does our favorite furious forest witch talk like Sue Sylvester from Glee? You know, that brilliant cheerleader coach. ‘Hey Kim. Whatever, man. That’s the expedition, man.’ GRRRRAB THE WOMAN.
4. Okay, sorry. Already a bit too much coffee. In the meantime, Akwasi is practicing his inner Badr Hari. ‘We are the legends. And this is the knockout phase.’
5. I really get that you’re either for or against Mariana, but I find her such life goals this episode, I can’t explain it. And then standing in front of Akwasi and deliberately blocking that view and irritating him, hahahaha. ‘Here I come you, son of a bitch.’
6. ‘It’s an egg with an embryo in it.’
‘How old?’
‘You’ll taste that naturally.’
It’s official. Nico is a sadomasochist.
7. But seriously, was this the eating test this year? Damn, what an anticlimax. Just barbaric.
8. ‘I’m going to hide my pineapple for a bit. I don’t know who these are.’
HUGO.
LOVE YOU.
9. ‘Yeah, just all kinds of little creatures and stuff. I’ve eaten everything. Everything. I eat everything.’ Mariana. YOU HAVE PUZZLED. YOU HAVE ONLY PUZZLED. I’M DYING, HAHAHAHA.
10. It’s so hysterical how people personally attack her on Twitter while this woman is the only one who really gets the game. #OnKruidVergaatNiet
11. Am I the only one who is seriously starting to fall a little in love with Tim? Meine gute, what a fantastic guy. He rocked during that test too.
12. No. No. Damn no. Leave Kelvin/Kalvijn/Little Calf alone. First Rijk, now Kalvijn with his beginner's beard. Life is unfair sometimes…
13. Heeeeeu stop heeeeu. Did you guys know that Kalvijn and Shary-An recorded an Expedition song together? Awesome combo though. Check it.
P.S.: Just curious if I’m the only one with this Mariana-tic. Heart at the bottom if you’re also team forest witch. #LetTheBitchesReunite
