KIKI'S EXPEDITION ROBINSON CHATTERS

Aldi sells a rack on which you can bake four pizzas on top of each other AT THE SAME TIME. Watching Christmas movies already is good for your health. Otters sleep hand in hand and it's freaking cute. From now on you can have high tea at McDonald's. The fourth season of La Casa de Papel is really just around the corner – January. Yes, you know... I thought: I'll just come with some good news, because last night was obviously a tearjerker.

My boy Tim... The jack of all trades, the man who could build, fish, make fire, and win challenges like the best. With his playful eyes, gray beard, and survival skills. The Robinson of the year. His teammates were terrified to face him in the final and so what we all – including himself – felt coming happened: exit Expedition. A wave of disappointment swept through the Netherlands. Mr. Robinson has left the chat. Dramatic James Blunt is now playing in the background: Goodbye, my lover. Goodbye, my friend, you have been the one, you have been the one for me. I’m soooo hollow, babe, I’m soooooo hollow. Ugh, come on, Kiek, get yourself together. Drama queen.

1. Well, I'm not the only one. All of the Netherlands seems to be a bit done with all those alliances on social media as well. Well,

I’ve got news for them. MARIANA IS NOT IN AN ALLIANCE WOOHOO.

2. No seriously, this tweet made me think for a moment. ‘The setup really needs to change. Voting out plots and strong players has been around for a while, but this year it's really extreme. It doesn't match the title of the program. Losing challenges has no consequences at all. Soon there will be a winner who can't do anything.’

3. Okay, back to the game. The game is being played hard, as I see the sneaky way bananas are being stolen, hahaha. Those Akwaas and Yv, what daredevils they are. And that while Mariana is standing two meters behind you, huh. You can only have respect for that. That woman will kill you if she finds out.

4. Oh, and speaking of our favorite furious forest witch... (are we going to get such babble again, Kiek? YES.) Maybe I wrote a little ode to Mariana. Why she is a boss and what life lessons you can learn from this lone wolf.

5. Meanwhile, Hugo is mourning on finalist island due to Fien's departure. We wish him all the strength. With the preparations for the party.

6. And, Akwasi even had to ‘step back’ to process it. But didn't he himself use any extra votes?

7. Standing on a block of ice for minutes? Letters from home being burned right in front of you? Holy shit. Is it just me or do those makers really get a bit sadistic every year? Jesus. Where can I apply?

8. Still secretly laughing a bit at dad Tim, mom Mariana, and their super rebellious teenage kids Yv and Akwaas. I would drag those brats by their hair through the room.

9. Shary-An, you are brilliant, with your lemon tea. And Eva Kleven, applause for you too, with that challenge win. Little tiger.

10. You know what is actually a serious thought? If Hugo ever comes back from finalist island and goes back to base camp, he will be out at the next Island Council immediately. So, Huug, just chill there for a while longer. It's better for everyone.

P.S.: Tonight I will chat with boy Tim after 5 Uurr Live. 5:00 PM RTL4, you don’t wanna miss this.

P.P.S.: Heart at the bottom if your pouty lip came out when Tim talked about his daughters the ‘two guppies’. That they would help mom with the camper. BOO HOO HOO.