KIKI’S MOLLOTENBRABBELS
Hey Mollega’s! Great to have you back. I appreciate it. Look, I think that Monday is also heavy, especially when it’s effing minus four outside. So let’s warm things up a bit with some better digging. And I think we have a good one for this episode. 2.81 million viewers clean on the hook.
First of all, a big fat compliment to the makers. Great episode, heur. What else should we talk about? Here it comes.
1. Okay, awkward, am I the only one who thought Nielson was actually named Nielson? HAHA. I just found out that his name is actually Niels. Faker. #KikiSon.
2. Can Robèrt please bake a cake for the woman who gives up her curtain? And how on earth do those people in that village have so much red, blue, and yellow laundry?
3. Why so pessimistic, Jamie and Evelien? Those people are sweating their guts out on those stairs, hanging up nine lines of laundry and you think six isn’t even possible? Pfff. Goodbye money in the pot.
4. Which brings me immediately to the next point: tunnel vision times forty. I don’t trust Evelien one bit. Has that woman even brought in any money? And why is she always in key positions?
5. I really don’t think Sarah is the Mole by the way. She’s so intensely scratching numbers on the blocks in the moving assignment, a Mole would never do that, right?
6. Puppy eyes Jamie is actually just a first-class rat, huh, with his ‘I want to steal all the jokers from Evelien.’ And did he say when the group decided that Nielson unanimously got the joker: ‘Okay, Niels gets the first joker.’? The first? Jamie? Do you have insider knowledge, dude? Are you spilling the beans now?
7. Okay, wait. I just read something brilliant. ‘Guys, put those jokers in water; if they’re hollow (with exemption) they will float. If they’re not hollow, so without exemption, they will sink.’ BRILLIANT.
8. By the way, I don’t give a damn who the spoiler is this year, as long as Robèrt makes it to the final. Or Nikkie.
9. Wheeeeeeuw, what an execution. Where is Rik? Wow, those lights. Wait a second. NO. NOT MY SWEETHEART. ROBÈRT. And also Nikkie! Good grief, makers, do you mean this?!
10. Best tweet of the week: ‘WE ONLY KNOW NEXT WEEK IF ROBERT STAYS? ON TO THE AVROTROS OFFICE. WITH TORCHES, PITCHFORKS, AND HOMEMADE COOKIES.’
P.S.: Who the Mole is? I have no clue, people. This season still needs to warm up, but luckily we still have some time.
P.P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you smash the whole damn thing to bits if Robèrt doesn’t step out of that elevator next week. Together with Nikkie. And Ron Boszhard.
