Kiki's Mollotenbrabbels
WOOHOO! Monday afternoon air raid in your face. All moles present? Nice. Because we have a lot. To. Discuss. First of all, I can die peacefully, because Shownieuws called me to ask if I wanted to come live on Saturday's broadcast (yes live, shivers, help) to talk about our favorite program. Damn. Of course I wanted to. And if there was even one episode suitable for that, it was this one: whatdapiep. What a complete mess in that group. Look, the pot could have been at 13,000 euros. The reality? A pitiful 3500 euros. What a bunch of amateurs. What do we all need to talk about? Here it comes.
1. Aaaaah, yes of course: we saw it coming. Nikkie has to leave the field. A bit of an anticlimax that we don't see her and the group saying goodbye, but thank god my little moorkoppie-moppie Robèrt is still in the game.
2. But what does Nikkie say now? She's leaving in the fourth episode and thinks that's a ‘good alternative’ for the finale? Really? Can I please have two percent of this mindset? On Twitter she also says: ‘Yes, I really got up an hour and a half earlier than the rest for all those Gamma-look foundation.’ Self-deprecation. This woman. Heart.
3. I don't really know what's going wrong in my head, but in the first three minutes I totally don't understand the intention behind the boat task. Oh, look, the candidates after a quarter of an hour of explanation don't get it either. That helps.
3. ‘I'm going full throttle.
Okay, it was 2.5 HP...
but I went FULL THROTTLE, hahaha.’
Gotta love Jamie.
4. Although he and Sinan are incredibly rare moles, goddamn. What a bunch of rambo's in that boat. ‘Hey Merel, come on, let's have a little competition.’ Puppyface Jamie just can't be the Mole. Right?
5. Okay, that balcony task is the wet dream of every Mole. TO-TAL CHAOS. Poor Robèrt totally panicking, stress spots on his neck, hahaha. Half of the people are not on the right balcony and honestly? I can't for the life of me point out what went wrong. Well done, Mollie.
6. Jamie can't describe the coffee task any flatter. ‘To look for the information on someone's ass, tits, and dick.’ And what did Sinan do weird this time? And uh, did you hear those two musicians on that little balcony say something very noticeable? It sounded like they said ‘Robèrt’. I'm going crazy.
7. Now a reverse theory. Niels was the first to say that the categories with the answers were mentioned on each pack at the sleeve. A Mole wouldn't do that, would they? Just like the fact that Rick Paul literally writes on Jamie's Jenga game/birthday gift: I am the Mole. As if the makers would incorporate that so noticeably in the editing.
8. Wokeeeee, wait. Edge of my seat. JOKER. STOLEN? BROKEN OPEN? What's going on here? Oh god, poor Evelien. OH FUCK I HAVE SO MANY POINTS ON HER IN THE APP. This is a joke, right? She's leaving too. CRYING. Sorry, I can't talk about this point without capital letters anymore.
9. Okay, gut feeling dilemma. I don't really know if I should find Niels an absolute boss or if this was even too harsh for Wie is de Mol? haha. I can only hear your hit ‘Why would you do that?’ in my head. Are you really that fanatic? Although, Sarah helped out and Rick Paul also gave advice. Ah fuck it, it's a game. Well done, Niels. A bit sour that she got kicked out just like that.
10. By the way, I've figured out that the people who are most suspicious usually get kicked out in the next episode. Who is the Mole? Uh, I'm suddenly going full kamikaze on Robèrt. It would be a stunt, that master baker as the ultimate snitch. I'm also keeping an eye on Rick Paul, Merel, and Sarah by the way. WHAT. AN. EPISODE. PEOPLE.
P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you also crack up over the vinegar-sour tweets. ‘Niels, just so you know: your CDs are going in the clearance bin at Kruidvat!’ HAHA.
P.P.S.: Check @kikiduren for my Shownieuws minute of fame. See you next week, molliebollies!
