Kiki's Mollotenbrabbels

Moses scribbles, mole mothers. Stop it already. This is not normal anymore. Who is joining the ‘you've lost all your points’ squad after this episode? Later, Who is the Mole app. Finito e basta, points. Left with the northern sun. How ridiculously smart and undercover is that Mole this season, huh? The bizarre thing about this game is that you can be so sure of your case and still be so completely wrong that it hurts your heart. Gofferedomme. Both Rick Paul and Jamie were ordinary candidates. Usually, my gut feeling is somewhat right, but now it's anything but.

There could have been over 25 thousand euros in the pot now, but instead, the loot is stuck at around eight thousand bucks. Once again, the Mole is laughing in his fist, and I think I've spontaneously landed from one tunnel to another. Hi Sarah, I got you on my radar now. Anyway, some fun games were played by a bunch of hyperactive adults in Colombia, and this is what I thought about it...

1. Okay task 1. Collecting boxes on the beach. How can you mole: by A: throwing poorly and B: stalling by dawdling. Sarah does both, after which the public meeting of twenty minutes begins and the task is barely completed. Additionally: she stands smartly in the middle so she can sow confusion on both sides. OH SHIT TUNNEL VISION 6.0.

2. Then we move on to Russian Roulette: a delightful task you knew was coming. Of course, not a single pudding idiot chooses the money in the pot, later. We want jokers. And a lot if possible. But: the greedier you are, the greater the risk...

3. Just a quick recap:

Niels: chooses three jokers à gets three jokers. Lucky bastard.

Rick-Paul: chooses two jokers à takes zero euros.

Jamie: chooses two jokers à takes two jokers.

Merel: chooses two jokers à takes MYGPOMAMA. PAINFUL. two red screens.

Sinan: chooses three jokers à takes -1000 from the pot.

Sarah: chooses one joker à takes -1000 from the pot.

Somehow I end up with Sarah again, huh... With that mingled. If Sinan is the Mole, I will never watch this program again.

3. No idea what happened during that campfire with Rick Paul in that white shirt, but suddenly he transformed in my head from a cheerful grasshopper into a Bokito. Where did those arms suddenly come from?!

4. ‘I went to the yellow station. And I was very, very hot. That was very far. And very long walking. And it was very heavy. And that made me a bit grumpy because it was veeeery heavy-‘ Can someone give RP a slap in the face? With a chair?

5. By the way, I want to give a little shoutout to Sinan's yellow rain boots during the banana task. And Niels‘ comment: ’Sinan lagged behind, but we are used to that from him by now.’ HAHAHA.

6. Meanwhile, my girl Sarah is showing very atypical behavior by looking for a black exemption at the banana plantation. How badly does this Mole want to prove that she thinks like a candidate? Come on, a candidate would hardly do this, right? Oh help.

7. Goddammit, do we also see that third tube being overlooked???

8. The scariest sentence Rik van de Westelaken has ever uttered: ‘Get ready for the test and executiesssssss.’

9. Oh no, and there goes our eye candy. Poor Jamie. And gosh, poor Merel who looks like she could die on the spot from heartbreak at any moment. And then Rik comes in dry with his: ‘I wasn't done yet. As you all know….’ Jesus, he really enjoys this. Fucking sadist. Nooooo, not also Rick Paul. Bye points in the app. Bye bye bye bye. Bye. Later. Shitty game.

10. With only four players left in the game, the final suddenly comes into view very quickly, huh? Who will it be, people? Sarah? Or Niels? I really can't explain how crazy I get if it suddenly is Sinan or Merel, I swear pfffff.

P.S.: I would like to know if I'm the only oaf who is completely lost this season. Are you also constantly off track? Heart at the bottom. Because you know it: shared sorrow...

P.P.S.: Next week: a historic moment in WIDM. Sinan. Has. Run. You. Don’t. Want. To. Miss. This. Woehaaaa.